This Post Is Lame. Don’t Read This.

A teacher is testing her students. She is asking one of them.
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4 equal to?
Student: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5 equal to?
Student: Haha, you want to trick me, you just turned the question the other way around. The answer is 6 ma’am :D

 

After finally finishing a jigsaw puzzle, a man bragged about it to his friend.
Man: It took me ONLY five months to finish this jigsaw.
Friend: Why are you so slow in finishing that?
Man: Slow?! Look at the box, man. It says “For 4-7 years”.

 

A guy went to a shop to buy something.
Guy: What is this?
Shopkeeper: It’s a thermos
Guy: What is it for?
Shopkeeper: It is for keeping the hot meals hot and keeping the cold meals cold
Guy: Okay, I’ll buy one.

The next day,  he brought that thermos to his office.
Friend: Why do you bring that thermos?
Guy:  Because it is for keeping the hot meals hot and keeping the cold meals cold
Friend: What do you put in there?
Guy: Two cups of coffee and a cup of ice cream

 

Now you know how saying “don’t do” or “don’t visit” or something like that actually makes you want to do it more, right? 

Posted by Luthfi Adytra on June 5, 2011

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